Our tone is deliberately flat. What is interesting is not how we tell the story but how strange these objects turn out to be once they are documented with the discipline of a library catalog.
01Obscurity Index
A 0–100 score from three measured signals: scarcity among Discogs collectors (45%), absence of an official copy on Apple Music (30%), and the view count of the most-watched YouTube upload (25%). A high number means the object stays hard to find even while its name travels.
02Timeline Lore
A timeline from the first pressing through regional distribution and second-hand resurfacing to the moment an upload changed its status for good. Every event points to its source.
03Myth Check
Every popular claim is sorted into one of three statuses: verified, unproven, or false. We say plainly when the only evidence is testimony without a supporting document.
04Side-by-side Compare
Set two releases against each other on eight metrics: year, Discogs collectors, digital availability, YouTube views, obscurity index, and the lowest asking price on Discogs.
05Condition Calculator
Starts from the lowest price currently asked on Discogs, multiplied by grading factors from Mint to Poor, sleeve, and matrix stamp. Results are shown as a range, never a single number.
06Personal Crate
Save chosen entries to a local shelf in your browser, then export them as a catalog-formatted text file to carry to any flea market.